Your Ego Isn't Safe.

Get savage reminders that roast you into productivity.
Brutally honest. Unapologetically helpful.
Delivered straight to your phone every week.

Feel The Pain

We’re not mad. Just disappointed.
Get your life together.

How It Works

  • Step 1

    Subscribe in 30 seconds.
    Choose weekly (or unlock daily for real pain).

  • Step 2

    Receive savage reminders via text.
    No filters. No fluff. Just facts.

  • Step 3

    Laugh. Cry. Do the thing you’ve been putting off.

“Maybe drink some water instead of iced coffee and delusion today.”
- Savage Reminder

Savage Reminder Subscription (Weekly or Daily Roasts)

Join the movement of unmotivated high-achievers who get slapped by truth via SMS every single week (or every single day, if you're wild like that).

Roast Me

  • “This text dragged me harder than my therapist.”

    - Sarah

  • “Why did I pay to get bullied... and why does it work?”

    - Alex

  • “Honestly, 10/10. Savage and accurate.”

    - Danny

FAQs

Will it actually roast me?

Yes. It’s lovingly brutal.

Can I cancel anytime?

Of course. But we’ll be disappointed.

What if I want daily texts?

You’ll unlock that tier once you’re ready for pain.

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Regret it slightly. Improve your life anyway.

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Choose a roast or write your own.
No warning. No mercy. Just pure roast.

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  • "My best friend cried laughing… then blocked me for 2 days. Worth it."

    - Jessie

  • “I thought it was from my boss. Now I’m afraid to speak.”

    - Marcus

  • “They still don’t know it was me. I’ve never felt more alive.”

    - Layla

FAQs

Will they know it was me?

Nope. It’s 100% anonymous — unless you decide to tell them (but where’s the fun in that?).

Can I write my own roast?

Yep! You can pick a savage one from our vault or go full petty poet and write your own.

When do they get the roast?

Within minutes of checkout. Our roast fairies are lightning fast ⚡

Join The Club

We won’t sugarcoat it. You’ll get roasted. And weirdly, it’ll work.
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