Shipping Policy

Spoiler alert: We don’t ship anything.

At SavageReminder.com, we’re in the business of delivering digital verbal chaos, not cardboard boxes.

📦 What You (Won’t) Get

We don’t ship T-shirts, mugs, or anything that involves bubble wrap. Every roast, reminder, or emotional smackdown is delivered digitally — via SMS.

You’ll never wait for a package, because the only thing getting delivered is the TRUTH.

📱 How We Deliver

Weekly or Daily Savage Reminders → Delivered by SMS straight to your phone.

Roast a Friend™ → Sent via text to the number you provide, anonymously (if you choose).

Custom Roasts → Same deal. No postage required. Just pure digital heat.

🕒 Delivery Timing

Most orders are processed and sent within minutes, but occasionally, they may take up to a few hours if we’re handling a high volume of savagery.
If there’s a delay, don’t worry — your roast is marinating for max impact.

❗ Wrong Number?

You enter it. We send it.

If you accidentally roasted your grandma instead of your ex… well, double check next time.
We can’t recall messages once they’re sent.

Got Questions? Hit us up HERE — we’ll answer. With sarcasm, but we’ll answer.