🔥 Roast Submission Policy

So, you’re ready to roast someone’s fragile little ego?
Before you press SEND, read this. We’re savage — not sloppy.

✅ What You Can Submit:

We welcome roasts that are:

  • Funny, witty, sarcastic, and painfully true
  • Savage, but not straight-up hateful
  • The kind of roast your best friend would laugh at (after crying a little)
  • Clever burns that spark reflection or a therapy session

❌ What You Cannot Submit:

We will NOT accept or send roasts that are:

  • Racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or discriminatory in any way
  • Threatening, violent, or promoting self-harm
  • Graphic, explicit, or disturbingly personal
  • Bullying, harassment, or targeted abuse

We’re savage — not cruel. There’s a line, and if you cross it, your submission gets torched.
No refund. No regrets.

🔒 Anonymity & Responsibility

Roasts are 100% anonymous. We don’t include your name, email, or soul.
Once submitted, we review every roast to make sure it’s spicy, not spiteful.
We reserve the right to edit or reject any roast that doesn’t meet our standards — because savage still has class.

📬 Roast Delivery Timeline

Pre-written roasts? Sent instantly.
Custom roasts? Reviewed and fired off within 24 hours after placing order.

🙅 No Take-Backs

Once the roast is delivered, it’s out there. Like your ex’s tattoo.
We don’t unsend roasts, and we don’t issue refunds because you got cold feet.

Ready to destroy their ego for the greater good?

🔥 [Roast Their Soul Now] 🔥