Roast a Friend™

The Roast They Didn’t
Know They Deserved.

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Roast a Friend 🔥 One-Time Savage Text

Roast a Friend 🔥 One-Time Savage Text

$1.99 USD
$1.99 USD
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Send a savage text directly to your friend’s phone. 
They won’t know it’s from you — but they’ll definitely feel it. 
Choose from our roast vault or write your own for even more disrespect.

✅ Delivered via SMS
✅ 100% Anonymous
✅ Pick a roast for $1.99
✅ Or go custom for $2.99
✅ Regret? Optional.

😂 Perfect for birthdays, breakups, or just because.

Delivered anonymously.
Brutally accurate.
And way too satisfying.

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  • "I sent one to my coworker who always steals my lunch. She STILL doesn't know it was me, but she stopped. Worth every penny."

    — David M.

  • "My best friend laughed so hard she cried. Then she roasted me back. Now it’s our thing."

    — Alyssa R.

  • "We used this as part of a bachelorette party surprise. Had the whole group howling. Iconic."

    — Tasha L.

Frequently Roasted Questions 🔥

Savage FAQs

Is this really anonymous?

100%. We never reveal who sent it. It’s between you… and the burn you unleashed.

What if they get mad?

Then maybe it hit a little too close to home 😏 We keep it witty, not cruel. You can preview everything before sending.

Can I send it to anyone?

As long as you have their phone number and they live in a region we support (US only for now), yes!

What’s the difference between a pre-written and a custom roast?

Pre-written roasts are crafted by our savage writers. Custom ones let YOU write the masterpiece — we just deliver it with style.

Will they know it came from this site?

Nope. The message comes from an anonymous number and won’t include our name — unless you want us to tease that it was from the Verbal Uppercut Society.

Can I send more than one roast?

Yes, and we encourage it. We’ve seen people send roast series. It’s… beautiful.

  • Brutally Honest. Hilariously Spot-On. Unforgettable.

    Let’s be real — this isn’t your average text message.
    This is the roast they didn’t see coming but absolutely had coming.

    💣 Delivered like a digital mic drop — straight to their phone.
    🧠 Crafted with wit — choose from savage pre-written burns or create your own masterpiece.
    😈 Anonymous — they’ll never know it was you. Unless you want them to.
    😂 Shock factor included — it’ll be their most memorable text this year.

    💬 Perfect for birthdays, inside jokes, office chaos, and petty revenge.

⚠️ Before You Roast… Read the Rules

We love a brutal roast. But there’s a fine line between savage and straight-up canceled. We made it simple — read the rules, know the limits, and keep it savage (not psycho).

We screen every submission. If your roast crosses the line, it’s gone. No refund. No warning. No chill.

Roast Submission Policy

Still on the fence? Sounds like you’ve gone soft.

Don’t worry. We’ve got roasts strong enough to carry your indecision.

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