Frequently Asked Questions (Savage Edition)

Got questions? Of course you do.
You're human. Below are answers to the things people ask us most—before we roast them.

FAQ List:

What exactly am I signing up for?

You're signing up to get savage, witty, sometimes soul-crushing (in a fun way) reminders sent to your phone.
Think tough love, but via text. Weekly or daily—you choose the level of pain.

Are the roasts really anonymous?

For the Roast a Friend feature?
Yes. 100% anonymous.
Your friend will get scorched, but your name stays out of it. We’re savage, not snitches.

Can I write my own roast?

Absolutely. We have pre-written roasts if you're lazy (or scared), or you can unleash your inner demon with a custom roast.
Just remember: once it’s out there, there’s no going back.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yup. You can ghost us whenever. But you’ll miss the daily dose of truth bombs. Just log in and cancel from your account. Easy.

Do you ship anything?

Nope. No junk mail, no boxes, no clutter. Just clean digital roasts straight to your phone. All SMS, all the time.

What if my friend cries?

Then you probably picked the perfect roast. Or they just needed it. Either way, mission accomplished.

💬 Still have questions?

Drop us a message on our Contact Page — we’ll get back to you faster than your ex replied to your last “u up?” text.

Ready to get roasted or do the roasting?
👉 Subscribe Now or Roast a Friend — your move, savage.